person who has "everything" (or anyone who enjoys
sparking wonder in the minds of others) I have what could
be the ultimate desk-top curiosity for you....
You have probably wondered what happens
to flea performers after their days of glory in the circus?
Well, with a 28 day life cycle, as you can imagine, new
troops must always be trained.
Finding it hard to part with
my little charges even after their inevitable demise, I began
suspending them, still in their beautiful performing flea collars,
in an attractive little plastic trophy case.
Each case contains
a label which describes the flea, the act(s) which he performed
in the circus, and a little about him as a person.... I mean
a flea of course!
Place this wonderful little piece on your
desk, and you'll have the ultimate conversation piece, and questions
from the curious and young of heart for years!
As you can
imagine, this is one of those items in which people simply can't believe what they're seeing!
include a special lens along with your performing flea so that the very curious (and non believers)
can examine your flea close up (a spectacle in itself), and
see for themselves the tiny harness tied around his
neck. And, a copy of the flea video from the web
page (along with any new footage I have from our T.V. appearances).
These are the same flea troops that have
performed with me this year on a National Geographic television special, and the
Animal Planet T.V. show, so your friends may well be in
the presence of truly famous flea performers! They may even
recognize them. (Hopefully they won't be too
It takes me anywhere
from 10 minutes to over an hour to collar a flea, depending on his personality
and just how "savage" he remains before training.
So, this isn't an item I'll
ever mass produce. Supply will be greatly limited.
deal of time, and a little of my blood, literally, has
into producing each one for you...
I train only
20 to 60 fleas each month, and "retire" only
the most spectacular in this time consuming fashion.
I hope you'll become the first in your
office or home to own a real performing flea of the past!
The strangest of curiosities and conversation
pieces, flea, magnifyer and DVD for the grand sum of $19.95.
here for pictures,
bios and ording info,
or write me at firstname.lastname@example.org
to find out the status of available fleas.
P.S. Fleas may not be
available during winter months when the circus is dark, so please
make inquiries as early as possible.